Welcome to the Status Update Addicts web page. This web page/ blog was created for all you Twitter, Facebook (Myspace and even less popular social networking site) addicts who like to clog up our news feed every 5 seconds with descriptions of every little mood change, mundane event, smug self-righteous opinion, cheesy song lyric and harebrained idea that’s going on in your lives (or inside your own mind).
This blog isn’t to help wean you off the bottle, or come up with some feel good solutions by offering alternatives to America’s newest favorite pastime (sharing your private information with strangers over the internet). This blog was actually created to help FEED your addiction!! What you will find here are a collection of one liners, cute little sayings, phrases, silly “so a Man walks into a bar” jokes, useless Trivia facts, breaking news bites that you probably read someone else first, etc., etc., etc. that we are allowing you to cut, paste and tack to your own wall, info box (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) just for kicks, or to give the people on your buddy list something new to complain, cosign or “LOL” about.
So anytime any of you “status addicts” get the urge to go online to remind all the strangers you call friends on your buddy list every half hour that you’re still breathing by “posting something”, but can’t quite find the right greeting card to match the current mood, feel free to come here for some ideas.
-Status Update Addicts-
This blog isn’t to help wean you off the bottle, or come up with some feel good solutions by offering alternatives to America’s newest favorite pastime (sharing your private information with strangers over the internet). This blog was actually created to help FEED your addiction!! What you will find here are a collection of one liners, cute little sayings, phrases, silly “so a Man walks into a bar” jokes, useless Trivia facts, breaking news bites that you probably read someone else first, etc., etc., etc. that we are allowing you to cut, paste and tack to your own wall, info box (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) just for kicks, or to give the people on your buddy list something new to complain, cosign or “LOL” about.
So anytime any of you “status addicts” get the urge to go online to remind all the strangers you call friends on your buddy list every half hour that you’re still breathing by “posting something”, but can’t quite find the right greeting card to match the current mood, feel free to come here for some ideas.
-Status Update Addicts-
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