Synonymous with Bad Acting.... or ???

The new word for “sucking” should be…. January Jones.  INSERT YOUR OWN DOUBLE MEANING HERE ___________.

You Know You're A Thug When.....

Twitter Exclusive


#Uknowurathug when teenage girls lust after you.

Please Stop.....

Twitter Exclusive

#ladiespleasestop making bad choices, and maybe if you stop making those bad choices you wont become a bad choice yourself.

Raven-Symone's Weight Loss

TWITTER EXCLUSIVE

#RandomThought, wow Raven-Symone lost a lot of weight… now finally she might stop being cast as a teenage girl (isn’t she 30 or something already?)

Nothing to Say Here....

We have nothing better to post today, try again tomorrow.

We are in a Recession??? Really???

Ok, lets be real.  We are in a recession but most of you are so broke that you didn’t even notice the difference.

Wasting Gas

You know it’s a recession when wasting gas means you are “balling out of control“.

Next Time Someone Wants you to Join Their Mailing List

No I don’t want to join your mailing list, I have an unfinished bottle of Snake Oil at home.

About Nice Guys

Nice guys don’t finish last… losers do!  It’s a shame that most losers end up actually being nice guys.

Opinions are Like......

I don’t want to hear your opinion, because opinion’s are like butt holes… and if I wanted to hear from a butt hole I would fart!

We Feel The Same Way......

FOLLOW UP TO THE FOLLOW UP.  Have you ever got into a debate with an overbearing opinionated person only to turn on MSNBC, FOX News, some CNN talk show OR even The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and hear someone else say… ok ok ok, you know where we are going with this.

Where Did You Get That Joke??

FOLLOW UP TO THE LAST POST.  Have you ever read a message on someone’s face book status and went… “wow that’s funny” or “lol, that is sooo true” only to find out that they stole it from our blog first and just posted it on their own status as if it was their own?

Where Have I Heard That Before??

Have you ever read a message on someone’s Facebook status and went… “wow, that is really deep” or “that makes a lot of sense” only to turn on the radio and hear that same thing in a song lyric?? 

Strangers on Facebook

Lets be real… you don’t know all those damn people on your friends list.

Is Myspace still Alive?

Myspace… the abandoned amusement park of social networking sites.

How Cheating Spouses Get Caught!

Facebook… making it easier and easier for your spouse to catch you cheating.

Facebook vs. Twitter

To all the people on Facebook that say they prefer this site over twitter because “the people on twitter aren’t talking about anything”, um… well…have you seen your Facebook newsfeed lately??

To all the Haters of the Haters

To all the people that make posts about “people hating on them” or start off posts with the sentence “to all my haters….”, come on… be real with yourself, nobody hates you that much… they just aren’t paying you any attention, and addressing your so called “haters” on your Facebook status wont grab it either.

God spoke to me and said......

Being religious isn’t an excuse to stop thinking critically or have the lack of ambition to explore the unknown world that is around you.

Scratch that last post......

Forget a “dislike” button, what they really need is a “what the hell is this person talking about???” button.

What Facebook Needs

What they need is a “dislike” button on some of these wall posts.

Quick Question....

A question to all the people that update your Facebook status every 5 minutes… is this what you all do for a living now?

What the Hell is This?

Welcome to the Status Update Addicts web page.  This web page/ blog was created for all you Twitter, Facebook (Myspace and even less popular social networking site) addicts who like to clog up our news feed every 5 seconds with descriptions of every little mood change, mundane event, smug self-righteous opinion, cheesy song lyric and harebrained idea that’s going on in your lives (or inside your own mind).

This blog isn’t to help wean you off the bottle, or come up with some feel good solutions by offering alternatives to America’s newest favorite pastime (sharing your private information with strangers over the internet).  This blog was actually created to help FEED your addiction!!  What you will find here are a collection of one liners, cute little sayings, phrases, silly “so a Man walks into a bar” jokes, useless Trivia facts, breaking news bites that you probably read someone else first, etc., etc., etc. that we are allowing you to cut, paste and tack to your own wall, info box (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) just for kicks, or to give the people on your buddy list something new to complain, cosign or “LOL” about.

So anytime any of you “status addicts” get the urge to go online to remind all the strangers you call friends on your buddy list every half hour that you’re still breathing by “posting something”, but can’t quite find the right greeting card to match the current mood, feel free to come here for some ideas.
-Status Update Addicts-